Honest Bob Co
Honest trades. Honest prices.
Plain-English printables written by a working plumber. Checklists, emergency sheets, and logs that tell you what to check first, what to leave alone, and when it's time to call a pro. Fair prices, no upsell, no scare tactics.
Featured printables
Instant downloads from our Etsy shop. Print at home and keep them where you'll need them.
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Winterizing Checklist
Outside spigots, the main shutoff, and indoor pipes, checked off before the first hard freeze.
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Frozen Pipe Sheet
What to do first, what never to do, and when to call a pro if a pipe freezes.
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Burst Pipe Emergency Sheet
The first steps for a leak or burst pipe, in order, on one page made for the fridge.
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Water Heater Troubleshooting
No hot water, a leak, or strange noises, sorted by symptom, with what to check first and which jobs are for a pro.
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Holiday Hosting Guest-Prep Checklist
Get the guest bathroom, drains, and shutoffs ready, from two weeks out to the morning of.
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Whole-House Plumbing Bundle (10 printables)
Ten printables in one download for a complete home plumbing binder.
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Rugged Bob gear
Work-day humor for plumbers and the people who put up with us. The pictures show the print and engraving designs, not product photos. See each listing on Etsy for real photos, colors, and sizes.
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“I Fix What Others Flushed” Tee
Rugged Bob on a dark tee: a small badge on the front, the big print on the back.
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“Crawlspace Certified” Hoodie
Bob on his hands and knees with a flashlight. For anyone who's been under a house.
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“No Upsell. Just the Fix.” Sticker
A hexagon kiss-cut vinyl sticker for a toolbox, hard case, or laptop.
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Rugged Bob Embroidered Cap
An embroidered Rugged Bob badge on a dad cap. No slogan, just Bob.
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“First on Site. Last to Leave.” Tumbler
A black 20 oz tumbler, laser engraved with Rugged Bob and his coffee.
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More plumber gifts
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“Plumb tired.” Mug
A sleepy gold Bob on one side and “Plumb tired.” on the other. Comes in 11 oz or 15 oz.
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“Plumb tired.” Tumbler
A 20 oz tumbler with a flip lid and sleepy Bob, for long days and early starts.
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PLUMBER Tee, White
A small PLUMBER logo on the front and “I’m throwing my life down the drain.” on the back.
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PLUMBER Tee, Dark
The same PLUMBER tee on a dark shirt, with the “down the drain” line on the back.
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“Found in There” Hoodie, Light
Nervous Bob and “I don’t want to talk about what I found in there.” on light colors.
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“Found in There” Hoodie, Dark
The same nervous Bob and line in white, on dark colors.
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Bob Sticker
Classic Bob giving a thumbs up, on a glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker. For indoor use; it isn't waterproof.
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